A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. Ernest Hemingway bookfunnylot Change image and share on social
I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone. Elayne Boosler centercommentaryextremely Change image and share on social
If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports. Ed Rendell barackfunnygood Change image and share on social
The funny thing about my films is that you can make little piles of them. You could make little piles of the movie that were family movies, you could make a little art movie pile, you could make a little action movie pile. Julianne Moore actionartfamily share on social
Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it. Kara Swisher dialoguefunnygood Change image and share on social
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. Margaret Cho findfunnyonstage Change image and share on social
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. Moon Unit Zappa darkfunnymake Change image and share on social
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. Henny Youngman godsneeze Change image and share on social
The Midwest breeds funny, eccentric people, to varying degrees. You play shows not because you're expecting to get a record deal, but to do something fun outside of mowing lawns. Everything else is just gravy... Or mustard. Patrick Carney breeddealdegree share on social
