In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny. Leighton Meester funnyworld Change image and share on social
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford cleanmanmind Change image and share on social
It's funny how the ruthless, murderous gangster has really been romanticized by the media. I mean, I grew up watching the 'Godfathers' and 'Scarface,' and they were the coolest. They're just really interesting stories with great characters. They're rock stars. Elena Satine charactercoolfunny share on social
Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck carchildwindow Change image and share on social
I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny; I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom; I know what she put into it. Elizabeth Gilbert dadfunnygood share on social
You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. Eminem actorbarcatch share on social
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. Edmund Hillary absolutelybiteextremely Change image and share on social
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. Elisha Cuthbert funnyinterestlife Change image and share on social
It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind. Edmund S. Muskie ambitiouscrossfunny Change image and share on social
I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I'd love to get the opportunity to do that. Evan Peters comedyfunnylife Change image and share on social
