It's funny because when I'm outside Australia, I never get to do my Australian accent in anything. It's always a Danish accent or an English accent or an American accent. Mallory Jansen accentamericanaustralia Change image and share on social
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' Carrot Top comedianfunnygood Change image and share on social
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. Magic Johnson dayfunnyhiv Change image and share on social
Commissioners are obsessed with young people, which is funny because they don't watch telly - only old people do. Jennifer Saunders commissionerfunnyobsess Change image and share on social
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out. Demetri Martin balancecomedycutesy share on social
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny. Todd Solondz findfunnykind Change image and share on social
I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake. Steve Carell comedydramafunny Change image and share on social
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Paula Poundstone accountbankmaiden Change image and share on social
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield interruptspeakwife Change image and share on social
