Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything. Jerry Lewis adrenalinecoverdementia Change image and share on social
I get paid for what most kids get punished for. Jerry Lewis kidpaypunish Change image and share on social
Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us. Jerry Lewis americabluebutton share on social
From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was 21, I've taken them on everything from clay courts to cement to wood floors, coming off pianos, going out a two-story window, landing on Dean, falling into the rough. You do that and you're gonna have problems. Jerry Lewis cementclaycome share on social
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. Jerry Lewis famousgeniushate Change image and share on social
I've had great success being a total idiot. Jerry Lewis greathaveidiot Change image and share on social
I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct. Jerry Lewis commondooreducation Change image and share on social
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope. Jerry Lewis hopejoykid Change image and share on social
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. Jerry Lewis babybackbite Change image and share on social