That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. Moby dogfillfunny Change image and share on social
I'm showbiz-fat. It's so funny, in all the reviews that I read, no one wants to use the word 'fat' as an adjective. So I have to deal with 'dimpled-kneed,' 'hefty,' 'plus-sized,' the most obscure words you can imagine. Marissa Jaret Winokur adjectivedealdimple share on social
There's a lot of pretty funny women out there. Chelsea Handler funnylotpretty Change image and share on social
I love Felicity Jones. It was funny because I went to go see the 'Rogue One' set, and I was like, 'Oh my God, I love you.' And she's so tiny, and elegant, and she's just so small. Everyone's so much smaller than they seem. Daisy Ridley elegantfelicityfunny share on social
We could talk, act, and dress funny. We were excused for socially inappropriate behavior: 'Oh, he's a programmer'. It was all because we knew this technology stuff that other people found completely mystifying. Kent Beck actbehaviorcompletely share on social
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a horror movie, a zombie movie, alien invaders, chick flick, or raunchy comedy. If it's well done, I'm a fan. J. K. Simmons alienchickcomedy share on social
David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out. Michael Keaton classclowndavid Change image and share on social
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. Michael Jai White darnfolkfunny Change image and share on social
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you. Robert M. Pirsig celebrityenvyfunny Change image and share on social