Top 451 Funny Quotes

Greg Berlanti, David Nutter, Andrew Kreisberg and Marc Guggenheim are the people I wanted to work with. They're smart, they're funny, they're cool, they're edgy.

Greg Berlanti, David Nutter, Andrew Kreisberg and Marc Guggenheim are the people I wanted to work with. They're smart, they're funny, they're cool, they're edgy.

Katie Cassidy

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.

Kevin Sorbo

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

Tracy Morgan

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.

Tracy Morgan

I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.

I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.

Shaun White

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.

Harry Lloyd

You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?

You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?

H. R. Giger

I think Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have done so much for women in comedy in the sense that they've normalized it. You don't think, 'I'm going to watch that comedy starring a woman,' you think, 'I'm going to watch that funny show.' They refuse to play the foils for men, or be reduced to the butt of every joke, and I love that about both of them.

Tatiana Maslany

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