The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided. Frank Carson belfastdividepeople Change image and share on social
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. Frank Carson differencenegotiateterrorist Change image and share on social
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. Frank Carson britishcallernuisance Change image and share on social
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.' Frank Carson lotterylovemis Change image and share on social
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? Frank Carson bootcarengine Change image and share on social
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. Frank Carson healthlaughoccur Change image and share on social
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. Frank Carson accusefunnyman Change image and share on social
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous. Frank Carson churchheadireland Change image and share on social
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. Frank Carson irishjokeracist Change image and share on social
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. Frank Carson ambulanceattackheart Change image and share on social
