The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided. Frank Carson belfastdividepeople Change image and share on social
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. Frank Carson differencenegotiateterrorist Change image and share on social
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? Frank Carson bootcarengine Change image and share on social
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. Frank Carson healthlaughoccur Change image and share on social
America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million. Frank Carson americamembermillion Change image and share on social
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. Frank Carson accusefunnyman Change image and share on social
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous. Frank Carson churchheadireland Change image and share on social
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. Frank Carson irishjokeracist Change image and share on social
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people. Frank Carson backbuildeast Change image and share on social
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. Frank Carson ambulanceattackheart Change image and share on social
