Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes boot car engine
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people. Frank Carson backbuildeast Change image and share on social
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. Frank Carson irishjokeracist Change image and share on social
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. Frank Carson britishcallernuisance Change image and share on social
Early in the 1990s, I flew alone in a dandelion-yellow, single-engine, 180-horsepower Piper Cherokee from Westchester County Airport in New York westward to the Rocky Mountains, landing and refuelling a good many times in middle-sized cities and towns along the way. Cynthia Ozick 1990sairportcherokee share on social
I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot! Ed Greenwood bootchancecomic Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social