Eric Andre

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.

'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I broke with my religion in college.

I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see.