I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes important joke kind
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded. Eric Andre awesomecavemancorporate Change image and share on social
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out. Eric Andre backbrandocharlie Change image and share on social
I was eating beans by candle light for a decade. Eric Andre beancandledecade Change image and share on social
What cracks me up is people who think I don't take baseball seriously. It's the most important thing in my life. They don't know how hard it is for me to get a bad game out of my mind. I still can't, but I'm getting better. Brady Anderson badbaseballcrack share on social
When I have a creative insight, there is a high. I think back in the day, I made music as much as I did because it made me feel so good. I think you could argue that there is a creative addiction - but, you know, the healthy kind. Lauryn Hill addictionargueback share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
