I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes important joke kind
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded. Eric Andre awesomecavemancorporate Change image and share on social
I was eating beans by candle light for a decade. Eric Andre beancandledecade Change image and share on social
Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the 'Eric Andre Show.' Eric Andre andreburresscrazy Change image and share on social
When I have a creative insight, there is a high. I think back in the day, I made music as much as I did because it made me feel so good. I think you could argue that there is a creative addiction - but, you know, the healthy kind. Lauryn Hill addictionargueback share on social
What cracks me up is people who think I don't take baseball seriously. It's the most important thing in my life. They don't know how hard it is for me to get a bad game out of my mind. I still can't, but I'm getting better. Brady Anderson badbaseballcrack share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
