Emo Philips

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I grow daily to honour facts more and more, and theory less and less. A fact, it seems to me, is a great thing; a sentence printed, if not by God, then at least by the Devil.