Emo Philips

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.

My grandfather died before I was born, so I never had the chance to speak with him about his father. But I learned about him from books.

For all the concern about bodies and weight, 'Baywatch' has three huge catering trucks on the set at all times. One for entrees, one appetizers and one for junk food.

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man.