Emo Philips

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man.

For all the concern about bodies and weight, 'Baywatch' has three huge catering trucks on the set at all times. One for entrees, one appetizers and one for junk food.

My grandfather died before I was born, so I never had the chance to speak with him about his father. But I learned about him from books.