I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys. Don Rickles eventuallygrandchildhalf Change image and share on social
I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh. Don Rickles audiencebreatheenjoy Change image and share on social
My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss. Don Rickles boslifemother Change image and share on social
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' Don Rickles coatdinnergive Change image and share on social
I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day. Don Rickles bikedayhalf Change image and share on social
Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. Don Rickles careerhavepaper Change image and share on social
Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. Don Rickles caredummyphone Change image and share on social
No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. Don Rickles beachchairfind Change image and share on social