The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know. Don Rickles averagebuttonelevator Change image and share on social
Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood. Don Rickles adorealancomedian Change image and share on social
The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson. Don Rickles adorecarsonjohnny Change image and share on social
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' Don Rickles coatdinnergive Change image and share on social
Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. Don Rickles caredummyphone Change image and share on social
When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side. Don Rickles audiencecomedyside Change image and share on social
