If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance. Don Rickles funnyperformanceput Change image and share on social
Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood. Don Rickles adorealancomedian Change image and share on social
The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson. Don Rickles adorecarsonjohnny Change image and share on social
I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys. Don Rickles eventuallygrandchildhalf Change image and share on social
I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh. Don Rickles audiencebreatheenjoy Change image and share on social
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' Don Rickles coatdinnergive Change image and share on social
I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day. Don Rickles bikedayhalf Change image and share on social
Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. Don Rickles caredummyphone Change image and share on social
The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know. Don Rickles averagebuttonelevator Change image and share on social
