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My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head. Don Rickles grandchildheadpotato Change image and share on social
I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child. Don Rickles childdiefather Change image and share on social
When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit. Don Rickles actorgodhigh Change image and share on social
It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with. Mary Shelley beginconcentratemind Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
