The young comedians always ask me, 'What's the secret for staying around?' I tell them, 'There is no secret - just stay around. Longevity is the most important thing.' Don Rickles comedianimportantlongevity Change image and share on social
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? Don Rickles clothepickstevie Change image and share on social
When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, 'Hey, you hockey puck!' Don Rickles buildcementconstructor Change image and share on social
I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there's that. Don Rickles badcallhabit Change image and share on social
I always say, when you're onstage you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I do, but that's okay. Thank God the majority are in my corner. Don Rickles cornergodmajority Change image and share on social
I couldn't sell air conditioners on a 98-degree day. When I demonstrated them in a showroom, I pushed the wrong button and blew the circuit. Don Rickles airblowbutton Change image and share on social
Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black. Don Rickles blackfunmake Change image and share on social
I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important. Don Rickles averagecarefamily share on social
Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it. Don Rickles guyhighlaugh Change image and share on social
