I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. Don Rickles gymjokesell Change image and share on social
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. Don Rickles barbuildeddie Change image and share on social
I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. Don Rickles actorcallwant Change image and share on social
Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. Don Rickles careerhavepaper Change image and share on social
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities. Don Rickles exaggeratefunhurt Change image and share on social
An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth. Don Rickles berlecallcarson share on social
Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it. Don Rickles callgreatlegend Change image and share on social
I still have drive, but everything is relative. Don Rickles driverelative Change image and share on social
Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. Don Rickles comichangwork Change image and share on social
When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side. Don Rickles audiencecomedyside Change image and share on social
