I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. Don Rickles gymjokesell Change image and share on social
If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance. Don Rickles funnyperformanceput Change image and share on social
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. Don Rickles barbuildeddie Change image and share on social
I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. Don Rickles actorcallwant Change image and share on social
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. Don Rickles backenterkis Change image and share on social
After I graduated, I tried Broadway, which was difficult for me. It was tough to get a part on Broadway, so I just started talking to audiences at different social gatherings, and little by little I became Don Rickles - whatever that is. Don Rickles audiencebroadwaydifficult share on social
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. Don Rickles anniversarybirthdayday share on social
Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it. Don Rickles callgreatlegend Change image and share on social
I still have drive, but everything is relative. Don Rickles driverelative Change image and share on social
When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side. Don Rickles audiencecomedyside Change image and share on social
