Top 150 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

I cannot live alone.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

Once you're dead, your worries are over.

I have four kids, seven grandkids, and four great-grandkids. Maybe I can become a great-great-grandfather if I hang on!

All that nipping and tucking doesn't make you look younger - only stranger.

I don't think parents can protect their kids in this media-nut culture.

I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

My wife didn't like Hollywood or its stars, but she made an exception when, in 1972, we were invited to dinner - cooked by Frank Sinatra.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner.