Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and then Carl sent me about eight scripts and simply I threw my idea out the window because the writing was just so good. Dick Van Dyke carlgoodidea Change image and share on social
Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh. Dick Van Dyke billhbohour Change image and share on social
I don't think parents can protect their kids in this media-nut culture. Dick Van Dyke culturekidmedium Change image and share on social
I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't. Dick Van Dyke audiencechancehave share on social
I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste. Dick Van Dyke basisgoodmovie Change image and share on social
In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living. Dick Van Dyke ambulatoryassistavoid Change image and share on social
I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing. Dick Van Dyke findfungolf Change image and share on social
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad. Dick Van Dyke gamegolfhardy Change image and share on social
Somebody sent me a British magazine listing the 20 worst dialects ever done in movies. I was No. 2, with the worst Cockney accent ever done. No. 1 was Sean Connery, because he uses his Scottish brogue no matter what he's playing. Dick Van Dyke accentbadbritish share on social
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him. Dick Van Dyke americanbobhope Change image and share on social
