Dick Van Dyke

I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the best.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

I asked Fred Astaire once when he was about my age if he still danced, and he said 'Yes, but it hurts now.' That's exactly it. I can still dance, too, but it hurts now!

Yes, there are lots of individual exceptions. But no one has ever done a study about voting intention without ascertaining that the biggest determining factor is your income and your wealth.

I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it.

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack.