Top 150 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

Once you get the kids raised and the mortgage paid off and accomplish what you wanted to do in life, there's a great feeling of: 'Hey, I'm free as a bird.'

There are no sure answers, only better questions.

Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'

I got into a Broadway show before I ever sang and danced. I learned how after I got in the show.

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

I played a killer twice. Once on 'Matlock,' on Andy Griffith's show, I got to play the killer.

I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone.

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of the week and we'd our little show. Most of the ad- libbing happened during the week on the show.

I'm not cantankerous.

I never made a good movie.