Top 150 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of the week and we'd our little show. Most of the ad- libbing happened during the week on the show.

I'm not cantankerous.

I never made a good movie.

I cannot live alone.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

I can't work with my brother without laughing.

Once you're dead, your worries are over.

All that nipping and tucking doesn't make you look younger - only stranger.

Unfortunately, the spouses of performers have a terrible, terrible life. They get shunted aside, pushed aside, ignored.

I was lucky to get the kinds of parts I wanted. I always said I didn't want to do anything my kids can't see.