Top 150 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.

I can't work with my brother without laughing.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

I never even had a bachelorhood: I went straight from my parents' home to a marriage.

Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.

I was 5 years old when the stock market crashed; I lost everything.

I do miss the rhythms of comedy. And I've never been able to perform very well without an audience. The sitcoms I've done had them. It was like doing a little play.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.

I've always wanted to learn kick boxing.

All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play.