Top 150 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

About Dick Van Dyke

These are some quotes by American author Dick Van Dyke Actor, who was born on December 13, 1925.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

Dick Van Dyke

I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.

I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.

Dick Van Dyke

I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.

I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.

Dick Van Dyke

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.

Dick Van Dyke

One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue in Santa Monica. I went over there and spent the afternoon with them. And pumped him with questions. I must have driven him crazy. I spent a lot of happy hours at Stan's house on Sundays just talking about comedy.

Dick Van Dyke

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Dick Van Dyke

I loved to fall down.

I loved to fall down.

Dick Van Dyke

My wife, as proud as she was of me, hated show business for good reasons. There was something about the spouse always being pushed out of the way, shoved aside. She wanted to get away from it.

My wife, as proud as she was of me, hated show business for good reasons. There was something about the spouse always being pushed out of the way, shoved aside. She wanted to get away from it.

Dick Van Dyke

I swim, go to the gym, and do a little dancing every day and a little singing.

I swim, go to the gym, and do a little dancing every day and a little singing.

Dick Van Dyke

My memory's not too good.

My memory's not too good.

Dick Van Dyke

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