USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. David Letterman apparentlymakepeople Change image and share on social
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it? David Letterman cheneydaydick Change image and share on social
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. David Letterman gentlemangreatimpeachment Change image and share on social
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said. David Letterman arnoldentergovernor Change image and share on social
As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body. David Letterman bodyfacelimbaugh Change image and share on social
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. David Letterman backbeddaylight Change image and share on social
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. David Letterman accidentallycartchange share on social
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. David Letterman actdancehost Change image and share on social
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. David Letterman angelesbirdchange Change image and share on social
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. David Letterman citygreatlead Change image and share on social
