I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. David Letterman collectivemakesmudge Change image and share on social
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. David Letterman badbombcamel Change image and share on social
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it? David Letterman cheneydaydick Change image and share on social
I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves. David Letterman bringfindgood Change image and share on social
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. David Letterman apparentlymakepeople Change image and share on social
As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body. David Letterman bodyfacelimbaugh Change image and share on social
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. David Letterman accidentallycartchange share on social
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. David Letterman angelesbirdchange Change image and share on social
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. David Letterman gentlemangreatimpeachment Change image and share on social
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. David Letterman behaviorcouragecourageous share on social
