If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover. David Letterman coffeeidentifiablepersonality Change image and share on social
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said. David Letterman arnoldentergovernor Change image and share on social
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. David Letterman collectivemakesmudge Change image and share on social
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. David Letterman badbombcamel Change image and share on social
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. David Letterman apparentlymakepeople Change image and share on social
As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body. David Letterman bodyfacelimbaugh Change image and share on social
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. David Letterman angelesbirdchange Change image and share on social
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. David Letterman gentlemangreatimpeachment Change image and share on social
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. David Letterman behaviorcouragecourageous share on social
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode? David Letterman 000bombdrop Change image and share on social