Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cake chew coffee
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. Dave Barry mileopportunityprevail Change image and share on social
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. Dave Barry campclarkexpedition Change image and share on social
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. Dave Barry actualborecatch Change image and share on social
Topsoil is a place of digestion. It sucks and chews things into smaller pieces. When it's hungry, it turns grey and stony; when it's thirsty, it opens thousands of cracked lips. Subsoil is more skeletal: it doesn't digest. Alice Oswald chewcrackdigest share on social
I'm not a morning person: I can't function until I've had a coffee - or several. Alastair Reynolds coffeefunctionhave Change image and share on social
You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that's going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake. Terry Pratchett attentioncakehabit Change image and share on social
