Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight. Dave Attell fightoffstage Change image and share on social
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes. Dave Attell emotionallyflinchjoke Change image and share on social
I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff. Dave Attell lotsoundtrackstuff Change image and share on social
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. Dave Attell calldickfind Change image and share on social
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended. Dave Attell coolcrowddude share on social
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs. Dave Attell badcomedyconfidence Change image and share on social
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. Dave Attell fitfunnygood Change image and share on social
