Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight. Dave Attell fightoffstage Change image and share on social
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. Dave Attell boreimaginationlet Change image and share on social
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes. Dave Attell emotionallyflinchjoke Change image and share on social
I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff. Dave Attell lotsoundtrackstuff Change image and share on social
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. Dave Attell calldickfind Change image and share on social
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended. Dave Attell coolcrowddude share on social
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. Dave Attell fitfunnygood Change image and share on social
