Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight. Dave Attell fightoffstage Change image and share on social
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. Dave Attell boreimaginationlet Change image and share on social
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes. Dave Attell emotionallyflinchjoke Change image and share on social
I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff. Dave Attell lotsoundtrackstuff Change image and share on social
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs. Dave Attell badcomedyconfidence Change image and share on social
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell comicjokework Change image and share on social
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. Dave Attell fitfunnygood Change image and share on social
