I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears. Dave Attell earfeelmovie Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that. Dave Attell celebritystarthing Change image and share on social
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me. Dave Attell americanindiankid Change image and share on social
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. Dave Attell chickencombineeat Change image and share on social
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell callchoicecop Change image and share on social
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell comicjokework Change image and share on social
