What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. Dave Attell chickencombineeat Change image and share on social
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. Dave Attell famousrecognize Change image and share on social
I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears. Dave Attell earfeelmovie Change image and share on social
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me. Dave Attell americanindiankid Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that. Dave Attell celebritystarthing Change image and share on social
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell callchoicecop Change image and share on social
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell comicjokework Change image and share on social
