Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes fight offstage
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. Dave Attell loveputtspecial Change image and share on social
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell comicjokework Change image and share on social
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. Dave Attell chickencombineeat Change image and share on social
Women ought to be fully guarded by law in all rights of property, labor, profession, etc.; but, roughly stated, the voting population ought to represent the fighting population. John Boyle O'Reilly fightfullyguard Change image and share on social
Since the departure of good old-fashioned entertainers the re-emergence of somebody who wants to be an entertainer has unfortunately become a synonym for camp. I don't think I'm camper than any other person who felt at home on stage, and felt more at home on stage than he did offstage. David Bowie campdepartureemergence share on social