A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it. Dave Attell buddycomputercontent share on social
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. Dave Attell calldickfind Change image and share on social
Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. Dave Attell couplehardjoke Change image and share on social
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. Dave Attell alikefirelot Change image and share on social
I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show. Dave Attell crowdgroanlaugh Change image and share on social
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. Dave Attell loveputtspecial Change image and share on social
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. Dave Attell famousrecognize Change image and share on social
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended. Dave Attell coolcrowddude share on social