Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. Dave Attell calldickfind Change image and share on social
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it. Dave Attell buddycomputercontent share on social
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs. Dave Attell badcomedyconfidence Change image and share on social
I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing. Dave Attell comedycomichave Change image and share on social
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended. Dave Attell coolcrowddude share on social
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. Dave Attell chickencombineeat Change image and share on social
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. Dave Attell loveputtspecial Change image and share on social
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. Dave Attell alikefirelot Change image and share on social
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell comicjokework Change image and share on social