Craig Ferguson

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

America stands for the land of opportunity.