As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers. Colin Mochrie daydickdyke Change image and share on social
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had. Colin Mochrie bankfantasyfreak share on social
I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot! Colin Mochrie artistfavoritegogh Change image and share on social
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy. Colin Mochrie advertiseasylumbad Change image and share on social
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. Colin Mochrie jokerlinepractical Change image and share on social
My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything. Colin Mochrie agentandrewbook Change image and share on social
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. Colin Mochrie allegedlyarrestcharge Change image and share on social
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine. Colin Mochrie absolutelyaudiencechallenge share on social
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. Colin Mochrie anorexicbackbaggy Change image and share on social
