To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. Colin Mochrie crapdisciplinedramatic Change image and share on social
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. Colin Mochrie allegedlyarrestcharge Change image and share on social
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting. Colin Mochrie beautifulbigblockbuster share on social
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. Colin Mochrie callmotherwitness Change image and share on social
I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot! Colin Mochrie artistfavoritegogh Change image and share on social
My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything. Colin Mochrie agentandrewbook Change image and share on social
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. Colin Mochrie deepdinosaur Change image and share on social
I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people. Colin Mochrie expandinvolvepeople Change image and share on social
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! Colin Mochrie brangiveliberty Change image and share on social