Colin Mochrie

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you got to have is faith and discipline when you're not a winner.

I'm a guy who's passionate about singing, but I can't sing for crap.

I get asked all the time if I want to do more dramatic acting, and I really doubt that dramatic actors get asked if they want to do more comedies. I don't really know why that is.