Colin Mochrie

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

I get asked all the time if I want to do more dramatic acting, and I really doubt that dramatic actors get asked if they want to do more comedies. I don't really know why that is.

It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you got to have is faith and discipline when you're not a winner.

I'm a guy who's passionate about singing, but I can't sing for crap.