Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. Colin Mochrie callmotherwitness Change image and share on social
The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more. Colin Mochrie americanaudienceback Change image and share on social
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. Colin Mochrie envisionpessimistproject Change image and share on social
Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing. Colin Mochrie comedycryhard Change image and share on social
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy. Colin Mochrie advertiseasylumbad Change image and share on social
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. Colin Mochrie giveinfluencemake Change image and share on social
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had. Colin Mochrie bankfantasyfreak share on social
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever. Colin Mochrie abilityabsolutelyaccomplishment Change image and share on social
There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky. Colin Mochrie backhavelive Change image and share on social
