My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything. Colin Mochrie reasonbooksuggest Change image and share on social
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. Colin Mochrie tonightporpoisetoday Change image and share on social
As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living. Colin Mochrie liveacceptold Change image and share on social
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. Colin Mochrie dramatictakediscipline Change image and share on social
I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people. Colin Mochrie shyexpandperson Change image and share on social
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. Colin Mochrie peoplemakelaugh Change image and share on social
And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie. Colin Mochrie truthlie Change image and share on social
Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! Colin Mochrie tenpersonamerican Change image and share on social
Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung? Colin Mochrie heyryansting Change image and share on social
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine. Colin Mochrie thankfullyentertainabsolutely share on social
