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Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Chris Rock mallpeopletown Change image and share on social
Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people. Chris Rock blackcarvergeorge share on social
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock careercomediancomfort Change image and share on social
I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to. Susan Elizabeth Phillips manmarrynecessarily Change image and share on social
I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front. Marion Marechal-Le Pen frenchfronthappy Change image and share on social
If we live a self-directed, self-motivated, self-centered life, always needing to get our own way, then we're going to be miserable. In fact, many times we believe it's our problems that are making us unhappy when, in reality, it's because we're focused on ourselves! Joyce Meyer centerdirectfact share on social
