Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else's words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It's the most narcissistic thing you could probably do. Chelsea Handler actentertainmententree share on social
I encourage interoffice romance. Chelsea Handler encourageinterofficeromance Change image and share on social
Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift. Chelsea Handler movepermanentpretend Change image and share on social
I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she's really self-deprecating, which is something I like to see in a comedian. I think those are really the best comedians: people who can make fun of themselves. Chelsea Handler bigcomediandeprecate share on social
I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them. Chelsea Handler boyfriendcheat Change image and share on social
You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer. Chelsea Handler bigbummerfast Change image and share on social
Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com. Chelsea Handler amazoncheckmormon Change image and share on social
I cannot be Mary Hart - or even worse, Samantha Harris - and stand there with my hip out talking about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes taking Suri to an art museum without making fun of it. Chelsea Handler artbadlycruise Change image and share on social
People are following me because they want to see pictures of me. So why is Instagram editing them? Chelsea Handler editinstagrampeople Change image and share on social
