As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football. Chelsea Handler brotherfootballgrow Change image and share on social
I try not to apologize, especially publicly. That's a slippery slope, because I'm a comedian. If you take anything I'm saying too seriously, then you shouldn't be paying attention in the first place. If you find me offensive, don't follow me. Chelsea Handler apologizeattentioncomedian share on social
In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante. Chelsea Handler antebringequal Change image and share on social
We're seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' and some of these other shows are more racist. Or '16 and Pregnant.' Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? Chelsea Handler atlantabehaviorentertainment share on social
I encourage interoffice romance. Chelsea Handler encourageinterofficeromance Change image and share on social
Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift. Chelsea Handler movepermanentpretend Change image and share on social
I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she's really self-deprecating, which is something I like to see in a comedian. I think those are really the best comedians: people who can make fun of themselves. Chelsea Handler bigcomediandeprecate share on social
I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them. Chelsea Handler boyfriendcheat Change image and share on social
You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer. Chelsea Handler bigbummerfast Change image and share on social
