Top 109 Quotes by Chelsea Handler

About Chelsea Handler

These are some quotes by American author Chelsea Handler Comedian, who was born on February 25, 1975.

Can you imagine peaking as a teen? I think if you peak in high school, there's a problem. That's what my sister always said: 'Don't worry, you'll peak later.'

Can you imagine peaking as a teen? I think if you peak in high school, there's a problem. That's what my sister always said: 'Don't worry, you'll peak later.'

Chelsea Handler

I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal.

I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal.

Chelsea Handler

My position as the best-selling author at E! is secure - unless Salman Rushdie develops a show with them.

My position as the best-selling author at E! is secure - unless Salman Rushdie develops a show with them.

Chelsea Handler

You can act, or you can't. I'm sure a lot of people who are serious about acting would disagree, but I'm not really worried about them.

You can act, or you can't. I'm sure a lot of people who are serious about acting would disagree, but I'm not really worried about them.

Chelsea Handler

I think comedy has to come from your authentic point of view.

I think comedy has to come from your authentic point of view.

Chelsea Handler

I've always had a big personality. I was trickier as a kid. I behaved erratically instead of consistently. I would have tons of friends, and then I would have no friends. I'd be with the cool girls, then the uncool girls. I migrated from group to group because I was bored or people got bored with me. I was very intense.

Chelsea Handler

As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.

As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.

Chelsea Handler

I try not to apologize, especially publicly. That's a slippery slope, because I'm a comedian. If you take anything I'm saying too seriously, then you shouldn't be paying attention in the first place. If you find me offensive, don't follow me.

Chelsea Handler

In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante.

In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante.

Chelsea Handler

We women have to stick together.

We women have to stick together.

Chelsea Handler

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