Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Everywhere I go. I always say to her, I'm like, 'Being friends with you is a burden. You think it's hard to be friends with me?' Chelsea Handler anistonburdenfriend Change image and share on social
The whole point of remaining on cable is to remain true to who I am. That's a bad, bad girl that got a big job. Chelsea Handler badbigcable Change image and share on social
I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she's really self-deprecating, which is something I like to see in a comedian. I think those are really the best comedians: people who can make fun of themselves. Chelsea Handler bigcomediandeprecate share on social
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard. Chelsea Handler comedianhardwork Change image and share on social
My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely. Chelsea Handler deprecateobservationalstandup Change image and share on social
I'm not superstitious at all. I'm not a Russian. Chelsea Handler russiansuperstitious Change image and share on social
I don't have a lot of shame. That doesn't mean I can't feel bad about the way someone reacts to me or about something I read about myself online. But I don't have a lot of guilt, no. I've always been this way. I'm missing a chip. Chelsea Handler badchipfeel share on social
If you're really looking to hurt somebody's feelings, just break up with them. Chelsea Handler breakfeelinghurt Change image and share on social
I've always had a problem with authority. That's why I had to be my own boss. Chelsea Handler authorityboshave Change image and share on social
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting. Chelsea Handler britneychallengefresh Change image and share on social