Casey Stengel

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

Even when they have a star that they're going after, casting directors love, if anything, just the excuse to see people. They like to have a dugout full of actors that they can go to.