Casey Stengel

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?