Without losers, where would the winners be? Casey Stengel loserwinner Change image and share on social
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel baseballhurtnight Change image and share on social
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? Casey Stengel agebeardugout Change image and share on social
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. Casey Stengel balldrinkfind Change image and share on social
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed. Casey Stengel existknowlose Change image and share on social
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army. Casey Stengel armysmart Change image and share on social
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. Casey Stengel arguearmgive Change image and share on social
I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry. Casey Stengel crydentisthand Change image and share on social
All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you. The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for... reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration. Casey Stengel blamechangeexplain share on social
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. Casey Stengel gamenightplayer Change image and share on social