Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. Casey Stengel abilityartcredit Change image and share on social
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. Casey Stengel gamenightplayer Change image and share on social
You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls. Casey Stengel ballcatcherlot Change image and share on social
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits. Casey Stengel hithomemanage Change image and share on social
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful. Casey Stengel airplanealikelanding Change image and share on social
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink. Casey Stengel askdimaggiodrink Change image and share on social
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel baseballhurtnight Change image and share on social
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. Casey Stengel goodhatekeep Change image and share on social
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them. Casey Stengel havelifeman Change image and share on social
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like. Casey Stengel friendmeetwonderful Change image and share on social
