Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel baseballhurtnight Change image and share on social
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? Casey Stengel agebeardugout Change image and share on social
If I've got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there. Casey Stengel basisbenchearly Change image and share on social
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. Casey Stengel balldrinkfind Change image and share on social
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many. Casey Stengel ballparkfeelgreatly Change image and share on social
If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner. Casey Stengel baseballcrazymanage Change image and share on social
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed. Casey Stengel existknowlose Change image and share on social
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army. Casey Stengel armysmart Change image and share on social
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. Casey Stengel arguearmgive Change image and share on social
Without losers, where would the winners be? Casey Stengel loserwinner Change image and share on social