I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cook dinner lunch
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. Carrot Top animatebridgebug Change image and share on social
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. Carrot Top funkismake Change image and share on social
I record my radio show, and my staff makes me a nice lunch in the kitchen, usually fish - whatever's freshest and line-caught - and a salad. I drink water and herbal tea, a blend of catnip, elderberry, and horehound. Martha Stewart blendcatchcatnip share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social
I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it. Nikki Cox cookfrighteninglylife Change image and share on social