As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes pick press reserve
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly armyhaveknife Change image and share on social
I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there. Billy Connolly amazebegindesert share on social
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time. Billy Connolly actcowardicedark Change image and share on social
I wish I could view the belly that oozes over the top of my pants as a badge of maternal honor. I do try. I make sure that the women whose looks I admire all have sufficient fat reserves to survive a famine, and I make a lot of snide comments about the skeletal likes of Lara Flynn Boyle and Paris Hilton. Ayelet Waldman badgebellyboyle share on social
The judge decided in this case that both the state and the defense would have the opportunity to respond to certain kinds of press. This is one such instance. Catherine Crier casedecidedefense Change image and share on social
There are lots of procedural shows that I love, but I never really wanted to be a doctor on 'E.R.' - which I'm just picking as an example - or be on a crime procedural. Stephen Moyer crimedoctorlot Change image and share on social