It's always better to leave the party early. Bill Watterson earlyleaveparty Change image and share on social
Mothers are the necessity of invention. Bill Watterson inventionmothernecessity Change image and share on social
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. Bill Watterson interestlaughlife Change image and share on social
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled. Bill Watterson desirediscoverlive Change image and share on social
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson futurepresentproblem Change image and share on social
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? Bill Watterson fairfavorunfair Change image and share on social
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. Bill Watterson curedevotefind Change image and share on social
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson calamitylivemake Change image and share on social
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson commanddumbinformation Change image and share on social