Artie Lange

When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.

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These are some quotes by American author Artie Lange Actor, who was born on October 11, 1967.

Quotes by Artie Lange

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

Artie Lange

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Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd want to punch him in the face; he'd just seem like a whiner to you. But the fact is that he's funny.

Artie Lange

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My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

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