Andy Richter

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

Most detective story readers are an educated audience and know there are only a certain number of plots. The interest lies in what the writer does with them.

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

Live Below the Line raises real money to help the world's poorest people, but it is also a symbolic demonstration aimed at highlighting - not replicating - the plight of the world's poor.