The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?' Andy Richter amazebasiccare Change image and share on social
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there. Andy Richter createflowerfunny share on social
Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it. Andy Richter interestread Change image and share on social
Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician. Andy Richter amazebearbrain Change image and share on social
But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff. Andy Richter fictionlotnonfiction Change image and share on social
If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom. Andy Richter aimaudiencefreedom Change image and share on social
I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you. Andy Richter awkwardcomplimenthost Change image and share on social
If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds. Andy Richter beautifulinterestlie share on social
I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot. Andy Richter allanbrieflyconsider Change image and share on social
No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems! Andy Richter dickinsonemilypoem Change image and share on social
