Andy Richter

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

I'm not that professional.

People say, 'Where do you live?' and I say that theoretically, I live in London, but basically that's just where I go to change my suitcase. Otherwise, I'm always flying somewhere.

I think celebrities suck.

I'm so hands-on, from the color of my tour bus to what I eat for dinner at 5 or the way the lights are hung.