'Ambulatory' is my favorite word to use because it never gets a laugh. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes ambulatory favorite laugh
Nobody gets excited when they see me. If I put on my wizard outfit and walk around the airport for a couple of hours, I get a couple of puzzled glances. Andy Kindler airportcoupleexcite Change image and share on social
From 1987 to 1992, I was on the road for 40 weeks a year playing comedy clubs, and that was during the 'comedy boom.' Andy Kindler boomclubcomedy Change image and share on social
I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more. Andy Kindler capablecookdane Change image and share on social
In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living. Dick Van Dyke ambulatoryassistavoid Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
I am often asked the question: 'What is your favorite type of food?' Although I always answer Japanese, the real response should be and is pierogi, the delectable Polish dumplings that my mother, Big Martha, made so well in many incarnations: potato, sweet cabbage, blueberry, peach, plum, and apricot. Martha Stewart answerapricotask share on social