'Ambulatory' is my favorite word to use because it never gets a laugh. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes ambulatory favorite laugh
Nobody gets excited when they see me. If I put on my wizard outfit and walk around the airport for a couple of hours, I get a couple of puzzled glances. Andy Kindler airportcoupleexcite Change image and share on social
My favorite comedians are basically themselves onstage. Andy Kindler basicallycomedianfavorite Change image and share on social
Very unique: I was a singer-songwriter-guitarist. Very unusual in the late Seventies to find a singer-songwriter, and on top of that, a guitarist. Andy Kindler findguitaristlate Change image and share on social
In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living. Dick Van Dyke ambulatoryassistavoid Change image and share on social
I am often asked the question: 'What is your favorite type of food?' Although I always answer Japanese, the real response should be and is pierogi, the delectable Polish dumplings that my mother, Big Martha, made so well in many incarnations: potato, sweet cabbage, blueberry, peach, plum, and apricot. Martha Stewart answerapricotask share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social