I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes create express joke
I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion. Amy Schumer attractivebringdevote Change image and share on social
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was. Amy Schumer dayfordforget Change image and share on social
I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that. Amy Schumer figurefunnyhard Change image and share on social
To me, tattoos are a way of people being able to express themselves and have other people look at them and get a little insight into who they are, without ever even saying a word to them. Colin Kaepernick expressinsightpeople Change image and share on social
We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!' Neil deGrasse Tyson createdefinedefinition Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social