I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. Victor Borge backdaylighthave Change image and share on social
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. Victor Borge clausideapeople Change image and share on social
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Victor Borge aspirationhumorlimitation Change image and share on social
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. Victor Borge childmakeparent Change image and share on social
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge burndifferencelong Change image and share on social
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. Victor Borge appearanceheadimprove Change image and share on social
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge closedistancelaughter Change image and share on social
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. Victor Borge causelaughterperson Change image and share on social
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. Victor Borge clairlunepiece Change image and share on social
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. Victor Borge catchcuredie Change image and share on social
