Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes claus idea people
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge closedistancelaughter Change image and share on social
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. Victor Borge catchcuredie Change image and share on social
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge burndifferencelong Change image and share on social
For a time, I believed not in God nor Santa Claus, but in mermaids. They seemed as logical and possible to me as the brittle twig of a seahorse in the zoo aquarium or the skates lugged up on the lines of cursing Sunday fishermen - skates the shape of old pillowslips with the full, coy lips of women. Sylvia Plath aquariumbelievebrittle share on social
I just had an idea that went right over my head. Lawrence Welk headidea Change image and share on social