Victor Borge

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

The acceptance of death gives you more of a stake in life, in living life happily, as it should be lived. Living for the moment.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.