Tony Randall

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It's Brooke Shields.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

It is veneer, rouge, aestheticism, art museums, new theaters, etc. that make America impotent. The good things are football, kindness, and jazz bands.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.