Top 24 Quotes by Tony Randall

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes, and that's a man who has strong likes and dislikes without the courage to voice them.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what they were written for. That's where the enjoyment is. Studying them is no enjoyment whatsoever.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It's Brooke Shields.

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by the town, or the state of the county, or the Federal Government, as they have in every civilized country.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about, isn't it?